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Spooktacular Extravaganza: When Chipmunks Attack!
As the party carries on, the storm outside has worked into a frenzy. The wind howls and bellows and the water at lasts breaches the top deck. Beneath the waves, the shadows move, converging upon one single point and suddenly...
BAM!
The Black Tide shudders at the impact, water spilling through the cracks made in its hull. A leathery appendage pushes against the damage, seeking entry before it is finally swatted away in favor of something a little more dramatic.
Another BOOM rocks the boat and finally its hull is breached. The tentacle slithers in and begins to crush whatever it can wrap itself around.
As passengers right themselves, and food is quickly cleaned from the floor and walls, Rowe turns to Iseul and Mica, her face red and eyes wild, pointing sharply at the door. "Well? What are you waiting for, you bastards? FIX THIS!"
When they are gone, Rowe snatches up her goblet and drains it dry until the very last drop. When she sets it down, the chipmunks attack.
((The chipmunks are enormous! As they swarm into the Pourhouse, passengers will be scooped up and packed into their cheeks or stuffed into their fannypacks! Have fun with that. IMPORTANT MOD EDIT!!! We totally forgot to mention that any passenger successfully nabbed and taken away by a chipmunk will be automatically dropped. Where are they going? Nobody knows! If you would like to drop your character, here's your chance!))
BAM!
The Black Tide shudders at the impact, water spilling through the cracks made in its hull. A leathery appendage pushes against the damage, seeking entry before it is finally swatted away in favor of something a little more dramatic.
Another BOOM rocks the boat and finally its hull is breached. The tentacle slithers in and begins to crush whatever it can wrap itself around.
As passengers right themselves, and food is quickly cleaned from the floor and walls, Rowe turns to Iseul and Mica, her face red and eyes wild, pointing sharply at the door. "Well? What are you waiting for, you bastards? FIX THIS!"
When they are gone, Rowe snatches up her goblet and drains it dry until the very last drop. When she sets it down, the chipmunks attack.
((The chipmunks are enormous! As they swarm into the Pourhouse, passengers will be scooped up and packed into their cheeks or stuffed into their fannypacks! Have fun with that. IMPORTANT MOD EDIT!!! We totally forgot to mention that any passenger successfully nabbed and taken away by a chipmunk will be automatically dropped. Where are they going? Nobody knows! If you would like to drop your character, here's your chance!))
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She turns around, and a chipmunk looms over her. These things are truly gargantuan. Lily could easily get stuffed into that little fannypack. The chipmunk leans down, reaching out to grab Lily with its tiny arms.
There's only one thing she can do. She has to emulate Rude.
Lily strengthens her stance.
Reels back.
And throws a punch to the side of the chipmunk's face.
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It turns to Lily with its big, moist, black eyes. Pupils so massive that the little girl could see her reflection in them. The chipmunk's gaze is soulful and hurt. It sniffs rapidly in its pain and cowers.
Why would you do such a thing, little girl?
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She just punched an innocent animal.
Lily is taken aback for a few seconds, not sure what to do. What if it's a trick? It has to be a trick. It's just waiting for her to let her guard down so it can eat her. ... But if that slack jaw is any indication, there's no way this chipmunk can eat her. Not now.
Lily has a soft spot for animals. And she just Rude-punched one.
"Hey..." she says softly. The chipmunk cowers when she steps forward. Fuck! "I'm so sorry, you scared me!"
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Lily kicks her feet, but it's futile. This is completely unreasonable! She can't get shoved in a fannypack! Any sympathy she had for this big fucking vermin is gone. She pries open the chipmunk's little (in proportion!) fingers, uncaring if she breaks them in the process, and drops back to the ground.
Now what? Should she punch it again? Where the hell are the kill spots on a rodent? She watches the chipmunk warily, weighing her options. Last time she fought a giant animal like this, she gouged its eyes out. Is that a good idea?
... She doesn't think she could bring herself to rip out a chipmunk's eyes.
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...the keywords for this icon are "and these cracking bones make noise" and CHIPMUNK BONES
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The tentacle? That was almost expected. Ben's most effective line of action was to strip off his damn costume once and for all, throw it at the tentacle, and sprint in the opposite fucking direction.
Of course, the opposite direction contained chipmunks, and that was really the honest-to-God plot twist of the evening.
A chipmunk grabs the werewolf by the ankle and hoists him into the air, and starts to shovel him feet-first into its cheeks. Flailing and shouting the whole time, Ben kicks his legs apart to get some leverage between the giant rodent's jaws, hangs backwards out of its mouth to grab a barstool and unceremoniously bash the bastard over the head with it. The professor lands on the floor in a drool-y, sweaty heap, only managing to escape another lunge from the creature by inches. He scuttles away, slipping and sliding in the spit now soaking his shoes, grabs another chair and starts swinging it at anything mildly rodent-ish that he sees.
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Nutmeg. The chipmunk began to wash. Nutmeg was its favourite.
It pursues, reaching out to grab him, in spite of his chair.
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Something snaps in the back of his head, a little like a guitar string breaking mid-song. Flight instinct lurches violently into the instinct to fight back, and Bennett SLAMS the chair into the side of the chipmunk's head, cracking its wooden legs in the process.
Oh, jesus, he's normally much more compassionate about anything nonhuman, and here he is screaming pitchy, bloody murder while wailing on one. Then again, after the original werewolf mauling and the bullshit he went through back home a month ago? He is absolutely terrified of getting eaten.
Or the chance of getting eaten.
Or even being in something else's mouth.
He smacks the chipmunk again for good measure.
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If it could perceive of the concept of spirituality, the chipmunk would be praying in vain to its God(s) for either mercy or salvation.
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Geralt's hand reflexively reaches for his sword and it's not there.
"Shit," Geralt curses and he starts grabbing whatever steak knives he can get his hands on. The party has a buffet and there's a butcher's knife there. He grabs that out of the roast and, in his drunken state, decides that he really should go after the tentacle. Of course, that's when the giant rodents attack and start stuffing passengers in their mouths. Geralt is appalled. This is exactly what creatures like him were created to prevent and he doesn't even have his sword. Shit.
Geralt immediately goes to help whoever looks like they're having trouble with a chipmunk, determined to save whoever he can from being kidnapped.
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Do you feel lucky, Witcher?
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Geralt springs at the chipmunk, death in his eyes. He can see his reflection in those big watery eyes, and he's clearly the monster in this fight. He brings the butcher knife around to stab it in the chipmunk's ear.
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The chipmunk falls, and its jaws slacken. The passenger is free to crawl out of the chipmunk's mouth, or be cut out.
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The fallen arch-angel slips off his jacket and tosses it on to a chair. It made combat a lot more easier with a lack of layers. He was never a fan of them in the first place. With that taken care of, he summons a glove with long sword-like nails and moves to attack the first chipmunk he sees.
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If it's a slap-fight you want, it is a slap fight you'll get.
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His expression shifts to a more sinister one as he strikes one of the critter's joints.
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It bats at San with its stump.
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Oh why did he take off his shield? He was practically useless without something! Maybe he could make a slingshot?
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It is good that the chipmunk does not know about the shield, however. If it did, it may have felt for the first time, regret.
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"THIS IS WHY I WANTED MY SWORD BACK!" Link didn't quite yell so much as he shrieked as he took off running again. The minute he got the chance he was going to demand his weapons back because this was just insane. It didn't help that despite their size, they reminded him a bit of the Kikwi.
Terrifying, people eating Kikwi.
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She's not a fighter. And the djinn isn't much of one, either.
So flee wins.
Tammy spins and bolts for the furthest edges of the room--other people are frantically banging on the locked doors so she knows better than to even join the crush--and slides under one of the tables.
She's turned into a horror-movie cliche, and that makes the imminent death all the worse.
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But only for a moment.
The chipmunk beneath opens its jaws and reaches forth to accept this precious gift of passenger. She does not have the chance to even skid to a stop beneath the table before she is picked up and stuffed inside the rodent's cheek in one smooth movement.
For another small, fleeting moment, beneath the table is quiet again.
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But that doesn't stop her from screaming anyway.
Three high, panicked shrieks, actually, her hands pressing out against moist cheeks that only expand with each of her frantic pushes as a tongue rasps against her side, tasting along the length of her spine, teeth pressing close against her body, testing her tenderness.
When she tries to draw the breath to scream again her throat closes with her terror, and her fingers claw desperately for some means of escape.
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With a dull bladed weapon in hand, he moves about the room and calls out Tammy's name in a calm manner.
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She wasn't particularly quite up to attending a party, but like all the other guests of Captain Rowe, she'd found herself whisked away to it whether she wanted or not. The storm had wracked the boat and she'd done her best to help keep a sense of calm amongst those gathered.
And then the rodents had attacked and the passengers and crew set to motion, Talia included. She hadn't set out to kill any of the rodents, but she swiped up a serving knife in case she needed to defend herself. Hazel eyes cast about as chaos set in, seeking out some sign of Logan.